Imagine No More

The future of male personal pleasure 

devices has arrived.

Drop your pants and open your eyes:

  • Girlfriend not in the mood, 
  • Wife cleaning the dishes, 
  • That time of the month,
  • Harder than a baseball bat but don't feel like smashing pumpkins...

With the eJaculator:

You Free Yourself From Any Excuse a Lady Can Give.

Man UP. Get Control. Relax.

Hands Free. Wireless.

The eJaculator Serves Your Fantasies.

Finally, a hyper realistic* hands-free, ninja-quiet, porno-reality-machine that you don't even have to take out for a dinner and a movie... 

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Get on the Insider's List and be one of the first to experience this top secret personal pleasure device when it becomes available to the public June, 15th 2015.


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